Caleb
I live AGAIN!

    Aah, fresh victims for the ever-growing army of the undead.

    All I want's a friend.

    Hmmmm... Is that gasoline I smell?

    "I've got you... under my skin... "   

    Miramux this... asshole...

    Now kids, don't try this at home... hehehehehe...

    Open for business.

    I've got a present for you..

    Oh... shake it baby...

    Pay attention son, this is for your own good...

    Iagh... I'm not that hungry (watching a bbq'd rat)

    Small world, isn't it?

    What kind of fool am I? that never fall in love...

    Everybody loves somebody sometime ♪ ... not me, baby.

    Do you think I'm sexy hey? You want my body... hehehehe...

    EVERYBODY DIES!!

    Lambs to the slaughter...

    Ah... the suffering.. the sweet suffering...

    (Sarcastic) Help, Help! I'm being repressed...

    How much is that doggy in the window? (bark bark!)

    Amateurs...

    Are you gonna just stand there and bleed?

    Fool! You were already dead!

    Get off my train!

    Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

    I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

    I'm gonna paint the town re-e-e-ed...

    I want Jojo! I want Jojo! Jojo! JOJO!

    I've got two guns, that should be enough for all of you.

    No-one wants to play with me.

    Rest in pieces...

    Show yourself - SHOW YOURSELF!! (Shouted to Cheogh the gargoyle)

    Sleep Ophelia (After Defeat the Gargoyle)

    Son of a bitch must pay! (Said upon killing lots of enemies with TNT)

    Strangers in the night, exchanging glances...

    They're all dead, they just don't know it yet!

    This is my boomstick!

    What are you gonna do? Bleed on me?

    I did it my way...

    Heeeeeeeeee's... Johnny!

    On the good ship Lollipop, da, da, da... Damn, forgot the words.

    Out, out, damn spot! (When using a sink for the first time)

    But I like my hands bloody. (When using a sink for the second time)

    Looks like my train's come in...

    Nevermore... (Upon using the Draven tombstone)

    And along came a spider and sat down beside her and said, "What's in the bowl... bitch?"

    I'm gonna have to put you down!

    Aah! It burns, get it off me, aah!

    Please, when will the hurting stop! (Sarcastically said upon killing a mime in the House of Horrors level)

    Good doggy. Play dead. (Upon killing Cerberus)

    Over the lips, through the gums, look out tummy, here I come. (Said when entering the mouth-like door of the House of Horrors)

    Forgive me, old friend. For truly, I say unto you, unless you eat the flesh of the son of man and drink his blood, you have no life in you. (Before eat Heart of his once-friend, Gabriel. Who's wrapped in the cocoon.)

    "In pace requiescar fortunato"
Tchernobog
Welcome my servants, my slaves.

    You have failed me, I disavow you all.

    I have taken your love, now I'll take your life. Consider my power in a hollow grave.

    I have awaited you.

    You were always loyal to me, you most of all my child.

    Because I knew you would return, can you not see? Every life you have taken has made you stronger, and now you have returned to me as a greater sacrifice than I ever could have wished. With they power you bring, I shall open the doors between the worlds, and inherit the Earth.